Cricketscoffee Blog

I was in the local coffee shop yesterday and over heard an interesting conversation with the Barista. Barista; Can I help you? Costumer; One large coffee please. Barista; That will be $4.99. Costumer; I couldn't help but notice your Trump campaign button. May I ask why? Barista; I work here part time to pay my bills. I go to college and live in my parents basement.   I don't need anyone's else's money. I am smart enough to know nothing is free. Costumer; But what about the top 1%? The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Like you and me. Barista; Is that an iPhone 10? Costumer; Yes. Barista; An Apple watch? Costumer; Yes. What's your point? Barista; You just spent $4.99 on 25 cents worth of coffee, some hot water and 50 cents for a cup and a lid. If your not in the 1% you Shure spend money like you are. Costumer; I see your point.  

 Forget  the normal campaign buttons and yard signage Donald Trump is giving Solo cups a run for their money with his "campaign party cups" in his online store.   The 16-ounce cups  resemble Solo cups, a brilliant Trump move to get the collage frat boy vote. Trump's slogan-stamped cups cost $3.  Not cheap but if you want to drink with the Donald you have to pay the price..      Trump's cups are "proudly made in USA," showing his "make America great again!" is more than a slogan.  If you prefer drinking you adult beverage straight from the can, Trump is also selling koozies to keep your favorite beer or limearita cool on these last days of summer. A 6-pack of these goes for only $20.    Lets not forget Jeb Bush, he has turned to the kitchen to earn campaign dollars also. Jeb has a   $75 guacamole bowl   "Guaca Bowle"

 Stop looking for the fountain of youth. I have the answer we have all been looking for. Start you day with a nice hot cup of coffee......  and a second.....and a third. Skip the salad bar at lunch and un wrap an extra large piece of dark chocolate. Your finally home from a hard days work. Kick back un cork a new bottle of red wine and turn on the evening news. Well if all the great news on the health benefits of coffee, dark chocolate and red wine is true how could I be wrong?   Nervous about Trump and Nukes? We can help.